Crazy Things Captain Obvious Might Do
Inspired by a post named “If I hit 10,000 claps, I’ll do something crazy”.
3 min readJan 20, 2023
Strip completely naked and go outside and make a snow angel (newly fallen snow is best). Sand might work, but it’s not the same.
In a padded room, dunk an unused tampon in vodka and stuff it in the vagina or bumbum. Teens were getting a buzz doing…