Crazy Things Captain Obvious Might Do

Inspired by a post named “If I hit 10,000 claps, I’ll do something crazy”.

Tickle Heart
3 min readJan 20, 2023

Strip completely naked and go outside and make a snow angel (newly fallen snow is best). Sand might work, but it’s not the same.

Photo by Jimmy Conover on Unsplash

In a padded room, dunk an unused tampon in vodka and stuff it in the vagina or bumbum. Teens were getting a buzz doing…

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Tickle Heart

I use the keyboard and the collar to deliver pain and pleasure. I'm quite eclectic in my subjects; my favorites include satire, erotica and business.