Johnny and Donny

black and orange;
forgetful and regretful;
both stare, but one is a glare.

sniffy and mouthy;
girls and women;
imagine them in Disney World

bumble and grumble;
sleepy and sneaky:
America beware of these two

biking and golfing:
ice cream and Diet Coke;
entertainment is splendid when it’s free